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cheese and cracker fest

for my dearest thund3r



My dearest loveliest Donzee,

We have been friend on LJ for 4 years now? Yes, I do believe. I never thought we would get to this point though, but I am glad. You have been there for me in awful times, you have made me laugh like no one else, you have delivered so many crack worthy quotes. I believe our relationship is one that cannot be defined in words. So here are some tokens of my love.


We are always so in sync.


We love each other in this way

You are the sneeze to my baby panda


You are the plankton to my camel up a hill


And you can do me hard in the ear any day, but shiiiiiiiitt I’m bliiiiiiiind



I will now write you a short poem, ahem ahem:

Donzee oh Donzee
You are such a panzee
No no I’m really kidding
I just want some pudding

You are the coolest vagina
one day we should go to China
I am just making cheap rhymes
I cannot wait till we reach our primes

This poem is really crappy
So will you make me happy
And will you bear to be
Married with me?







MARRY ME

OR


Juuuuust kidding



Oh and bby


How can you say no to this?



OKAY, I will shut up now.


I LOVE YOU VAGINA, LET’S ALWAYS BE TIGHT.


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May 2012

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